more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year”
can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or
“do it for the vine”, kate says, and clint gets his bow confiscated and a three month suspension personally signed by nick fury
J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via observando)
#that’s what’s so great about fan fic though #because you can go into their ask boxes and go WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS OK and proceed to sob while they laugh at you #and sometimes they’ll share their headcanons as an extension of that universe #and really there’s nothing more delightful than that (via xactodreams)
The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
I ADORE THIS.
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life