2 hours ago · September 02, 2014 · 33,476 notes

constellationsammy:

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

2 hours ago · September 02, 2014 · 69,817 notes
Mason in every episode: s04e11 “A Promise to the Dead”
When you’re ready to talk, talk. Until then I know I can kick you ass at at least one of this games.
2 hours ago · September 02, 2014 · 112 notes

queerhawkeye:

do it for the vine”, kate says, and clint gets his bow confiscated and a three month suspension personally signed by nick fury

2 hours ago · September 02, 2014 · 13,701 notes
"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn’t happen much, though." —

J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via observando)

    (via xactodreams)

2 hours ago · September 02, 2014 · 4,932 notes
#fanfic
silver-emerald:

"What kind of fanfiction do you like best?"

silver-emerald:

"What kind of fanfiction do you like best?"

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Directed by Christopher Nolan

2 hours ago · September 02, 2014 · 2,036 notes

stilezs:

look like the innocent flower but be the serpent under it

2 hours ago · September 02, 2014 · 6,968 notes

You know what you need? Adrenaline. There’s two ways to get it: fear and anger. Since you don’t look like a guy who’s afraid of anything, you need to get angry.

2 hours ago · September 02, 2014 · 1,758 notes

anyone can become a killer for the right price because when it comes down to it, everyone can be corrupted by money.

2 hours ago · September 02, 2014 · 2,319 notes

bead-bead:

ohaiitsarielle:

novakian:

rhett-the-jet:

The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”

image

I ADORE THIS.  

2 hours ago · September 02, 2014 · 389,078 notes

saucefactory:

somewhatbadasslol:

STORM, CAPTAIN MARVEL, WONDER WOMAN & SHE HULK by - http://rahzzah.deviantart.com/gallery/

Jesus fucking Christ. I’ve died and gone to heaven. Because this is clearly heaven.

2 hours ago · September 02, 2014 · 2,805 notes
#marvel #dc #women

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

2 hours ago · September 02, 2014 · 459,008 notes

howtotrainyourdragenz:

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

are you sure percy jackson didn’t write that book

2 hours ago · September 02, 2014 · 262,179 notes