does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying
You’re so cute I just wanna fuck you against a wall
DO YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO POORLY WRITTEN THAT YOU ACTUALLY REWRITE IT IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU’RE READING ALONG
real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
My boyfriend decided to play a game on my phone while I was taking a nap and right around when I was waking up he laid my phone down next to my head like it was poisoned or something and quietly said,
"I was playing tiny Death Star on your phone when tumblr said you had a notification from someone named ‘casfucker’ so I’m just gonna leave this here because I’ve learned to stop asking questions at this point"